[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.

[Chad]
I've go to just do my thing.

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
I'll show you that it's one and the same:
Baseball, dancing, same game.
It's easy:
Step up to the plate, start swingin'.

[Chad]
I wanna play ball now, and that's all.
This is what I do.
It ain't no dance that you can show me.

[Ryan]
You'll never know it you never try.

[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry time
YEAH.

[Ryan]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don't dance.

[Ryan and Girls]
I know you can.

[Chad]
Not a chance.

[Ryan]
It I could do this, well, you could do that.

[Chad]
But I don't dance.

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!


[Chad]
I don't dance.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
There's not a chance.

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.

[Chad]
I don't dance, no

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.

[Chad]
I've go to just do my thing.

[Ryan]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter swing.
Two-steppin, now you're up to bat.
Bases loaded, do your dance.
It's easy:
Take your best shot, just hit it.

[Chad]
I've got what it takes, playin' my game, so you better
spin that pitch
You're gonna throw me, YEAH.
I'll show you how I swing.

[Ryan]
You'll never know if you never try.

[Chad]
There's just one little thing that stops me ev'ry
time. YEAH.

[Ryan]
Come on!

[Chad]
I don't dance.


[Ryan]
I know you can.

[Chad]
Not a chance.

[Ryan and Girls]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

[Chad]
But I don't dance.

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don't dance.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
There's not a chance.

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.

[Chad]
I don't dance, no.

[Ryan]
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
Swing it out, spin around, do the dance.

[Chad]
I wanna play ball, not dance hall.
I'm makin a triple, not a curtain call.

[Ryan]
I can prove it to you till you know it's true,
‘Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond
too.

[Chad]
You're talkin' a lol, show me what you gat. STOP.


[ALL]
Swing!

[Ryan]
HEY
Come on, swing it like this.
Oh, swing!

[Chad]
Ooh

[Ryan]
Jitterbug...just like that.
That's what I mean, that's how you swing.

[Chad]
You make a good pitch but I don't believe.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
I know I can't.

[Ryan and Chad]
I don't dance.

[Ryan]
You can do it.

[Chad]
I don't dance, no.

[Ryan]
Nothin' to it. Alta boy, Alta boy. YEAH.

[Chad]
Hey, batter, batter, hey batter, batter what?

[Ryan]
One, two, three, four, everybody swing!

[Ryan and Chad]
COME ON!


[Chad]
I don't dance.

[Ryan]
I know you can.

[Chad]
Not a chance.

[Ryan]
If I could do this, well, you could do that.

[Chad]
But I don't dance.

[Ryan]
Hit it out of the park!

[Chad]
I don't dance.

[Ryan]
I say you can.

[Chad]
There's not a chance.

[Ryan]
Slide home, you score, swingin on the dance floor.

[Chad]
I don't dance, no.